Ohhh friday how I love you! I woke up at 6 and hit up the gym for a shoulder/abs workout. I think it’s my weakest part but I am up to 8.5-15 lbs can I get a hell yeah!
I had alot of “awkward” moments this week and they just crack myself up. How I do my “that’s what she said jokes” I do “that awkward moments…” just as much so I figured I’d share them with you.
That awkward moment when you walk into class and a guy you never talked to calls me blonde god. I do an awkward giggle and said aw thanks. He continues to say, “You remind me of a guy I know..” aw thanks awkwardly comes out again. “yeah I can’t exactly pinpoint it but that similar characteristic is definitely there.
That awkward moment when this same guy is now nicknamed in my head as weirdo. I have this problem I sometimes talk out loud and say whatever I’m thinking. Well when I walked into class the next day and he said “Hey blonde god” and I say sup weirdo. AH! Then I just continued to stare at him in hope he wouldn’t notice. Don’t know if he did because he kept talking after that.
That awkward moment again when I say things out loud. We have all done this too! When someone doesn’t hold the door open for you and your right there and you say thank you out loud. Accidentally of coarse. She then turned and said sorry because she obviously heard me. Another kill me moment.
That awkward moment when I am sitting at dunkin donuts alone studying and the worker there says “so who are you meeting today” and I awkwardly say no one. OUCH!
That awkward moment when you send a gutsy text and do that throw your phone across the room thing. Okay I don’t throw my phone anymore it’s to expensive. But that moment they take long to answer that text. Kill me moment x2.
That awkward moment when you are trying a new machine at the gym and can’t figure out how to use it so you slowly walk away from it hoping no one saw know there is always that one person that sees you. Yeah I get to the next machine and this guy whose always there says I can show you how to use that machine after your done with this one. Ugh got caught.
That awkward moment when my really cool poster I made for class for some extra brownie points blows out of my pocket book and starts blowing across campus. I sure as hell am not running to get it so every time the wind would stop I would do a little speed walk to get it before it started to blow again. If I didn’t get to it by the 4th gust of wind I was leaving it lol. I got it.
That awkward moment when this same damn poster falls out of my bag again this time I am on the top of the stairs at school that goes down to the busy ass lobby. Starts rolling one step at a time and I’m doing this weird walk behind it because if I went to quick I know I’d bust my ass so it just kind of looked like I was playing a game alone… with my poster. AH
HAHA I crack myself up at the way I act sometimes. Please tell me though, what is one of your awkward moments you have experienced lately?
What makes me happy: Chipotle. There’s only one that’s about 20 minutes from me unfortunately. I pass it coming back from my first class every time but the line is out the door because it’s lunch time and ain’t nobody got time for that. Today however I made a field trip with my niece and got me some. WOOOO. What’s your favorite thing to get from there if you have one by you?